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"And as I said in my State of the Union, the idea is to see that a car borntoday—I mean, a child born today will be driving a car, as his or herfirst car, which will be powered by hydrogen and pollution-free."Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush Re: EnergyIndependence," Feb. 6, 2003
 
 

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12 Days of Christmas

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 01/01/2000
 
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December 14, 1972

My dearest darling John:
Who ever in the whole world would dream of getting a real Partridge in a Pear Tree? How can I ever express my pleasure. Thank you a hundred times for thinking of me this way.

My love always,
Agnes


December 15, 1972

Dearest John:
Today the postman brought your very sweet gift. Just imagine two turtle doves. I'm just delighted at your very thoughtful gift. They are just adorable.

All my love,
Agnes

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    incomplete x-mas joke (0 replies)
    started by bigfreakinbear
    (06.11.2001 4:41:51 AM EST)

    First, 75% of the jokes you've got on your site are 3 years or more old. Second, you now want us to pay for the privlege of scrolling through old jokes for "only $20 bucks a year". (if I want to flip through out-of-date pages I'd be in my doctor's waiting room, not surfing the net)And now, you don't finish the goddamn joke? $20 bucks a year!? NO ^%$^%$! WAY! I'm going back to "Jackie The Jokeman's" page, www.jokeland.com. He may be a cheap bastard, but HIS site is STILL FREE!!!

    p.s. That 12 days of xmas joke based on what would really happen if some sap actually sent his lady all that stuff was making the rounds when I was a senior is HIGH SCHOOL IN 1976! I THINK EVERYONE ON THE PLANET, INCLUDING THE RED CHINESE HAVE SEEN THIS ONE! GET NEW STUFF!!!

    bigfreakinbear

    queeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (0 replies)
    started by Snorlax8
    (04.17.2001 9:19:41 AM EST)

    queeeeeeeeeeeeeeer even though dats half hypocritical

    Go Fuck Ya momma

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    started by cwrsr
    (12.19.2000 10:41:50 PM EST)

    How about finishing the 12 days of Christmas?

    buttieeeeee (0 replies)  
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (10.04.2000 7:39:01 PM EST)

    how about a bird up you buttieeee

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