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"And, most importantly, Alma Powell, secretary of Colin Powell, is with us." —Bush, introducing Alma Powell, wife of Secretary of State Colin Powell Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush on FirstAnniversary of the USA Freedom Corps," Jan. 30, 2003
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"I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic wilderness."
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#191 Popcorn was invented by the American Indians.
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so fat she can smell bacon frying in Canada!
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Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
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 Thanksgiving & Christmas | | By: Noodle | Published: 02/21/2000 | | |  |
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A woman walks into a tattoo parlor and asks for a Thanksgiving
turkey to be placed on her upper right thigh. The man giving her the tattoo thinks it's a little strange, but doesn't think much of it. After all, he has done stranger before. After it is done, she pays him and walks out the door.
Two weeks later she comes back in the parlor and asks for a
tattoo of a Christmas tree to be placed on her upper left thigh. The guy thinks this is very weird and asks "Why do you
want these tattoo's?" She replies "It's a very simple
answer- my husband is always complaining about having nothing to
eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas...now he does."
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nice
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(04.06.2001 9:16:48 PM EST)
that was the best thing ever
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nice
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(04.06.2001 9:16:00 PM EST)
that was the best thing ever
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tastes better than turkey
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started by
IMSparticuS
(11.30.2000 7:56:59 PM EST)
dont you think that that meal will get a little redundant,like turkey, even tough it is a good one.um..........yeah!
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test
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started by
spoiler
(05.31.2000 8:27:37 AM EST)
testSmell somethin funny?
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