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By: SeaweedyPublished: 11/17/2000
 
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A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a costume party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a costume company to explain his problem.

A few days later he receives a parcel with the following note:
"Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg you will be just right as a pirate." Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co.

The man thinks this is terrible because they have just emphasized his wooden leg, so he writes a letter of complaint.

A week goes by and he receives another parcel and a note saying, "Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and, with your bald head, you will really look the part." Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co.

Now the man is really upset since they have gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head, so again he writes the company a letter of complaint. The next day he gets a small parcel and a note which reads: "Dear Sir, Please find the enclosed bottle of molasses. Pour the molasses over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your ass and go as a caramel apple." Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co.

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    LMAO (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (02.21.2002 6:32:33 PM EST)

    That was funny Seaweedy


    Just protecting my sheep

    bald-head-wooden-leg joke (0 replies)
    started by bigfreakinbear
    (06.11.2001 4:30:16 AM EST)

    funny as hell. I'm using THAT ONE around the water cooler tomorrow. one other thing, though. The costume Co. could have hold him to get naked, pour Hershey's syrup over his entire body, shove the wooden leg up his ass and go to the party as a Fudgecicle!

    bigfreakinbear

    mr.clean (0 replies)
    started by emo
    (12.03.2000 8:49:40 PM EST)

    slap a mop on the end of his wooden leg and go as mr. clean

    music is good.
    damn it (0 replies)
    started by archon9787
    (11.22.2000 7:22:09 PM EST)

    that seeweedy steals his jokes from jokes2u.com what a cunt ass shitter bitch fuck head

    That guy doesn't... (0 replies)
    started by mizike
    (11.18.2000 8:01:48 PM EST)

    understand. I used to work for ACME and its hard work. All those damn anvils and shit. It sucks.

    sex movies (0 replies)
    started by reidmiles
    (11.18.2000 7:19:57 PM EST)

    http://coolharris.yi.org/

    reid miles is the ladies man

    SEAL-TM5 (0 replies)
    started by KEITHCALLON
    (11.17.2000 11:54:57 PM EST)

    KAP WHEN YOU; IF YOU GET OLD WHO WILL TRUST YOU

    SEAL-TM5 (0 replies)
    started by KEITHCALLON
    (11.17.2000 11:53:36 PM EST)

    KAP WHEN YOU; IF YOU GET OLD WHO WILL TRUST YOU

    Kaptain Aype Has Something to say (0 replies)
    started by KaptainAype
    (11.17.2000 10:00:01 PM EST)

    Never Trust old people. They are a drain on society.

    -=KaP'N AyPe=- You Filthy Ape Ass Bitch!!! <^>(0żo)<^> SAY NO TO PIRATES!!!

    DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD (0 replies)
    started by SuzieQ
    (11.17.2000 8:04:16 PM EST)

    oops?

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (0 replies)
    started by SuzieQ
    (11.17.2000 7:58:52 PM EST)

    LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL does that say it well enough?

    huh? (0 replies)
    started by wickedcircusfreak
    (11.17.2000 2:49:33 PM EST)

    I went to this costume party one time. it was really cool, everyone was dressed up as an inmate and some dude made some rather rude comments about having man to man sex with me. when i yelled and ran off, some guard beat me over the head with his night stick. Man, that costume party lasted a long time.

    SO?? (0 replies)
    started by methos316
    (11.17.2000 4:21:30 AM EST)

    WHO CARES CARES CARES CARES CARES CARES (you get the idea)

    Shit happens. Get over it.

    I`M HERE (0 replies)
    started by donut38
    (11.17.2000 0:51:04 AM EST)

    I`M NOT FIRST BUT I`M HERE HERE HERE HERE HERE HERE OH SKIP IT

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