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We should've known. Only women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
Of course ......
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thegrandpatron
(12.24.2002 9:11:52 AM EST)
it doesn't hurt that all of them are naked. I'd follow Miss PK if she bent over like that all night long too.
... how my wife can get lost 3 miles from the house?
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Good one VJ....
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