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Seducing Santa

By: WulfPublished: 08/19/1999
 
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Santa jumps down the chimmney of this house and begins putting the gifts undr the tree. Sensing that someone is watching him, Santa turns around to find the lady of the house coming towards him in a scanty negligee`. She moves towards him, putting her arms around his neck and moving close. She asks, "Santa, won't you stay awhile?" Santa says, "HO HO HO, gotta go, gotta get the toys to the kids, ya know!".

The lady then begins nibbling on Santa's ear and running her hands up and down his back, saying, "Santa, you sure you got to go?" He says again, "HO HO HO, gotta go, gotta go, gotta get the toys to the kids, ya know!"

Stepping away from him, this beatiful lady removes the lingerie and standing naked in front of him she pleads, "Santa, please stay awhile." He says, "HEY, HEY, Hey, Guess I'll stay, I can't get up the chimmney with my dick THIS way!!!!"

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started by Anonymous Goofball
(12.04.2000 7:13:40 PM EST)

this is a good one Lill

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started by thouchosen1
(10.08.2000 11:51:58 AM EST)

the joke sucked but im first

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