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Foul Mouth Johnny Christmas Joke

By: obxbeachbumPublished: 12/16/2005
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Young Johnny has a cursing problem, and his father's getting tired of it. He decides to ask a shrink what to do.

The shrink says, "Negative reinforcement. Since Christmas is coming up, ask Johnny what he wants from Santa. If he curses while he tells you his wish list, leave a pile of dog poop in place of each gift he requests." Two days before Christmas, Johnny's father asks him what he wants for Christmas. "I want a damn teddy bear lying beside me when I wake up. When I go downstairs, I want to see a damn train going around the damn tree. And when I go outside, I want to see a damn bike leaning up against the damn garage."

On Christmas morning, Johnny wakes up and walks into a pile of dog poop. Confused, he walks downstairs and sees another pile under the tree. He walks outside, looks at a huge pile of dog poo by the garage, and walks inside. His dad smiles and asks, "What did Santa bring you this year?" Johnny replies, "I think I got a damn dog, but I can't find the son of a bitch!"

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    What You Call (0 replies)
    started by obxbeachbum
    (12.19.2005 9:50:48 PM EST)

    A timeless joke.

    Peace On Earth. Good Will Toward All Members

    ahhhh (0 replies)
    started by donutncoffee
    (12.16.2005 4:23:43 PM EST)

    now maybe tj will be able to sleep at night again hahahaha

    lmao at roger
    "It's been on deck since TJ skinned his first dinosaur"

    Johnny Lives!! (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (12.16.2005 4:47:54 AM EST)

    Good joke, OBX!

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Praise The Lord (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (12.16.2005 1:02:24 AM EST)

    The foul mouthed Johnny Christmas joke finally got posted.

    It's been on deck since TJ skinned his first dinosaur

    uhmm (0 replies)  
    started by leadj
    (12.16.2005 0:50:21 AM EST)

    LOL, never heard that one

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