Top Ten Rejected Valentine's Day Cards
By: thegrandpatron	Published: 02/14/2003
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk, but the thing I like best, is getting you drunk. 9. Our love will never become cold and hollow, unless one day, you refuse to swallow. 8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store in hopes that, later, you'd be my whore. 7. This feels so good, it feels so right I just wish it wasn't $250 a night. 6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass. 5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished but now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!! 4. Through all the things that came to pass our love has grown. . . but so's your ass. 3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty". 2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny so, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny! 1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister you should check out the one that I gave to your sister! Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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and another toast (0 replies) started by roger (02.14.2003 10:48:16 PM EST) Here's to you and here's to me I hope we never disagree but if we do, to hell with you here's to me Just protecting my sheep

Happy Valentines Day Ladies (0 replies) started by thegrandpatron (02.14.2003 9:08:54 PM EST) Here's to women, the fruit of the vine, they bloom once a month, and bear fruit every nine. They're the only creature this side of hell, who can bring juice from a nut without breaking the shell !!

Here's one (0 replies) started by meesha (02.14.2003 12:26:15 PM EST) I used to love you but now it has to end, Because you asked to have a threesome with my best friend!

Rejected? (0 replies) started by tjshere (02.14.2003 7:22:57 AM EST) Not by me. I wish I had several of these to give out today. Hehehehe. ^5, GP.

If I had submitted this (1 reply)   started by cowbelle (02.14.2003 2:37:43 AM EST) your comment GP, would have been, yawn, I've heard it but I haven't heard these

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