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 Grandparents Day | | By: acidinterval | Published: 04/14/2003 | | |  |
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What seems to be, not necessiarly a forgotten, but perhaps over looked holliday by most of us. It is, however a holiday that is taken very seriously by our elderly community. It's easy to over look this holliday, and I bet many people do not even know when it is. Well here are 10 ways that might make you realize that it is infact "grandparents day".
1. Pair of edible Depends found on bedroom floor.
2. Lately, at night, they put their teeth in the same glass.
3. Grandpa grabs his crotch and complains loudly of denture-burn."
4. Granny found cuffed to her walker.
5. Not only do you hear the bed squeaking, but also joints.
6. Grandma regularly looks at Grandpa's crotch and claps twice.
7. Your "Grandma" is Anna Nicole Smith.
8. You've just seen the photos in the "Beaver Hunt" section of the May issue of Hustler.
9. Grandmother starts baking Viagra-chip cookies.
10. Kraft-matic adjustable bed set for "doggy style."
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