"I don't remember debates. I don't think we spent a lot of time debating it.. Maybe we did, but I don't remember."-On discussions of the Vietnam War when he was an undergraduate at Yale, Washington Post, July 27, 1999
Random Quote
"Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me." — Winston Churchill
Snapple Facts
#116 The largest fish is the whale shark - It can be over 50 feet long and weigh 2 tons.
Yo Mama ...
is so old she has Jesus' beeper number!
One Liners
Q: Mom's have Mother's Day, Dads's have Father's Day. What do single guys have? A: Palm Sunday.
The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. this Christmas. This isn't for any religious constitutional reason. They simply have not been able to find three wise men and a virgin in the nation's capitol.
There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.
You must register to participate in this discussion.
How True
(0 replies)
started by
obxbeachbum
(12.10.2004 10:29:06 PM EST)
How true.
Nice kicker line.
An end with horror is better than horror without end.
lmfao
(0 replies)
started by
bigjohn2
(12.09.2004 8:18:34 PM EST)
no no ass shortage...lmfao
And there's
(0 replies)
started by
bd2son
(12.09.2004 10:59:00 AM EST)
probably enough steaming piles of manure to authenticate the occasion.
Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.
Holidays Tips For Eating 1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls.
12.16.2006
An end with horror is better than horror without end.
