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"And so, in my State of the - my State of the Union - or state - my speech to the nation, whatever you want to call it, speech to the nation - I asked Americans to give 4,000 years - 4,000 hours over the next - the rest of your life - of service to America. That's what I asked - 4,000 hours." - Bridgeport, Conn., April 9, 2002
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"It's like when I guy a horse. I don't want a thick neck and short legs."
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#65 A one-day weather forecast requires about 10 billion math calculations.
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Q. How do crazy people go through the forest?
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 Rain Or Snow? | | By: damsel | Published: 12/01/2004 | | |  |
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A Russian couple were walking down the street in Moscow one night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining," he said to his wife. "No, that felt more like snow to me," she replied. "No, I'm sure it was just rain" he said. Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing.
Just then they saw a Communist Party official walking towards them. "Let's not fight about it," the husband said, "let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing." As the official approached, the man said, "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it official raining or snowing?"
"It's raining, of course," he replied, and walked on. But the woman insisted, "I know that felt like snow!" To which the man quietly replied: "Rudolph the Red knows rain dear." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | | Related Links
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The first interracial kiss on television was between William Shatner and Nichelle Nichols on 'Star Trek'.
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