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The woman's curiosity gets the better of her, so she goes up to the man and asks what he is doing. The man replies, "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"
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Drumming up some business?
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j9nh
(03.12.2005 8:26:37 AM EST)
I guess he got tired of chasing ambulances! Hehehehehe! Good one!
LMAO
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obxbeachbum
(03.12.2005 0:25:56 AM EST)
Good new one!
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