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GOV. BUSH: "Because the picture on the newspaper. It just seems so un-American to me, the picture of the guy storming the house with a scared little boy there. I talked to my little brother, Jeb...I haven't told this to many people. But he's the governor of...I shouldn't call him my little brother...my brother, Jeb, the great governor of Texas." JIM LEHRER: "Florida." GOV. BUSH: "Florida. The state of the Florida."-The NewsHour With Jim Lehrer, April 27, 2000
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"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
— Vice President Dan Quayle, 12/6/89
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#93 A Kangaroo can jump 30 feet.
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is so stupid when asked on an application,"Sex?",she marked, "M, F and is sometimes Wednesday too."
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Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
A: Mace will do that to you.
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 Important Burial Decision | | By: obxbeachbum | Published: 03/09/2007 | | |  |
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A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land.
While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away.
The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.00."
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and spend only $150.00?"
The man replied, "A man died here 2000 years ago, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead.
I just can't take that chance." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | |
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
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George Washington had his troops inoculated for smallpox for fear of British bioterrorism.
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