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Santa delivers

By: MercedeesPublished: 12/01/1999
 
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Christmas Eve there was this beautiful woman home all by herself... she tried to get a hold of all of her boyfriends but everyone was home for Christmas.

Bad luck for her because she was really horny, all of a sudden she had this great idea she dressed in her best lingerie and waited for Santa to home down the chimney, she was going to seduce him.

Around midnight Santa showed up and standing in the doorway she was calling to him in a sexy voice "Santa Claus"

He looked at her and said "Ho Ho Ho Santa's got to go got a lot of presents to deliver you know."

She wasn't going to give up so she took off her bra and cooed "Santa baby."

He looked at her and said "Ho Ho Ho Santa's got to go got a lot of presents to deliver you know."

Still really horney she wasn't giving up and took off her garter and stockings and cooed "Santa baby", he looked at her and said "Ho Ho Ho Santa's got to go got a lot of presents to deliver you know."

Okay, time for desperate measures. She took of her panties and bent over in front of Santa with her pussy dripping she cooed "Santa baby".

He looked at her and said "HO HO HO SANTAS GOT TO STAY CANT GET UP THE CHIMNEY WITH MY COCK THIS WAY!"

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