"There is no second-rate children in Arizona. There's no second-rate children in America."Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Delivers Remarks at Salmon for Governor and Renzi for Congress Fund-raiser," Sept. 27, 2002
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#172 The eye makes movements 50 times every second.
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Christmas Eve there was this beautiful woman home all by
herself... she tried to get a hold of all of her boyfriends but
everyone was home for Christmas.
Bad luck for her because she was really horny, all of a sudden
she had this great idea she dressed in her best lingerie and
waited for Santa to home down the chimney, she was going to
seduce him.
Around midnight Santa showed up and standing in the doorway she
was calling to him in a sexy voice "Santa Claus"
He looked at her and said "Ho Ho Ho Santa's got to go got a lot
of presents to deliver you know."
She wasn't going to give up so she took off her bra and cooed
"Santa baby."
He looked at her and said "Ho Ho Ho Santa's got to go got a lot
of presents to deliver you know."
Still really horney she wasn't giving up and took off her garter
and stockings and cooed "Santa baby", he looked at her and said
"Ho Ho Ho Santa's got to go got a lot of presents to deliver you
know."
Okay, time for desperate measures. She took of her panties and
bent over in front of Santa with her pussy dripping she cooed
"Santa baby".
He looked at her and said "HO HO HO SANTAS GOT TO STAY CANT GET
UP THE CHIMNEY WITH MY COCK THIS WAY!"
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