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 Seducing Santa | | By: Wulf | Published: 08/19/1999 | | |  |
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Santa jumps down the chimmney of this house and begins putting
the gifts undr the tree. Sensing that someone is watching him,
Santa turns around to find the lady of the house coming towards
him in a scanty negligee`. She moves towards him, putting her
arms around his neck and moving close. She asks, "Santa, won't
you stay awhile?" Santa says, "HO HO HO, gotta go, gotta get
the toys to the kids, ya know!".
The lady then begins nibbling on Santa's ear and running her
hands up and down his back, saying, "Santa, you sure you got to
go?" He says again, "HO HO HO, gotta go, gotta go, gotta get
the toys to the kids, ya know!"
Stepping away from him, this beatiful lady removes the lingerie
and standing naked in front of him she pleads, "Santa, please
stay awhile." He says, "HEY, HEY, Hey, Guess I'll stay, I
can't get up the chimmney with my dick THIS way!!!!"
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(12.04.2000 7:13:40 PM EST)
this is a good one Lill
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