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    Holiday Season Trivia

    By: JSkillsPublished: 12/22/1998
     
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    Q: What is THE main reason Santa is so jolly?
    A: Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

    Q: Why doesn't Santa have any children ?
    A: Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney.

    Q: Why are women's breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?
    A: Because they were originally made for children but it's the fathers who want to play with them.

    Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?
    A: You do all the work, and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

    Q: How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?
    A: They both have ornamental balls.

    Q: What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve?
    A: They go into town, and blow a few bucks.

    Q: What's the difference between snowmen and snow ladies ?
    A: Snowballs.

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    yeah, (0 replies)  
    started by doublej1984
    (11.22.2000 4:23:16 PM EST)

    could have been better. A few were ok.

    chicken and pussy don't mix. (Learn from expeareance)

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