Q: What is THE main reason Santa is so jolly?
A: Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Q: Why doesn't Santa have any children ?
A: Because he only comes once a year, and when he
does, it's down the chimney.
Q: Why are women's breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?
A: Because they were originally made for children but it's the
fathers who want to play with them.
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?
A: You do all the work, and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Q: How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?
A: They both have ornamental balls.
Q: What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes
the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve?
A: They go into town, and blow a few bucks.
Q: What's the difference between snowmen and snow ladies ?
Q: Why did the snowman have a smile on his face ?
A: Because the snow blower was coming down the block.