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Thanksgiving & Christmas

By: NoodlePublished: 02/21/2000
 
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A woman walks into a tattoo parlor and asks for a Thanksgiving turkey to be placed on her upper right thigh.

The man giving her the tattoo thinks it's a little strange, but doesn't think much of it. After all, he has done stranger before. After it is done, she pays him and walks out the door.

Two weeks later she comes back in the parlor and asks for a tattoo of a Christmas tree to be placed on her upper left thigh.

The guy thinks this is very weird and asks "Why do you want these tattoo's?"

She replies "It's a very simple answer- my husband is always complaining about having nothing to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas...now he does."

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nice (1 reply)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(04.06.2001 9:16:48 PM EST)

that was the best thing ever

nice (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(04.06.2001 9:16:00 PM EST)

that was the best thing ever

tastes better than turkey (1 reply)
started by IMSparticuS
(11.30.2000 7:56:59 PM EST)

dont you think that that meal will get a little redundant,like turkey, even tough it is a good one.

um..........yeah!

test (0 replies)
started by spoiler
(05.31.2000 8:27:37 AM EST)

test

Smell somethin funny?

I AM THE FIRST!!! (0 replies)  
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.27.2000 8:52:05 PM EST)

this joke was nasty!!!but funny

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