"If you want to build a big project and you can't get insurance because of what the terrorists have done for America, you can put the project aside." Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Participates in Rally at Oakland County Airport," Oct. 14, 2002
"I spilled spot remover on my dog...now he's gone." Steven Wright, Comedian
#196 If you doubled one penny enery day for 30 days, you would have $5, 368, 709. 12#197 The first person crossed Niagra Falls by tightrope in 1859.
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so stupid she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.
Q: What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? A: A cherry float.
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