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Gator Bowl
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons and says ...
Published : 01.29.1999
Rate: 3.13
The Empire State Building
Two men are sitting drinking at a bar at the top of the Empire State Building...
Published : 01.28.1999
Rate: 3.15
No Good Deed Goes Unpunished.
A man is at the bar, really drunk. Some guys decide...
Published : 01.25.1999
Rate: 3.12
I love that voodoo that you do so well
There was this businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip.
Published : 01.24.1999
Rate: 3.28
Birthday Gifts for the Wife
Three men were drinking at a bar -- a doctor, an attorney, and a biker ...
Published : 01.11.1999
Rate: 3.17
Jager Shots
A young man walks up and sits down at the bar...
Published : 01.10.1999
Rate: 3.08
