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An Egg's Life
So you think your life is bad. Just think how bad the life of an egg is...
Published : 01.31.1999
Rate: 3.05
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Corporate Study
The National Science Foundation announced the following study results on corporate America recreation preferences:
Published : 01.31.1999
Rate: 3.05
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The Horse and Chicken
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow...
Published : 01.31.1999
Rate: 3.02
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Alligator shoes
A young blonde was on vacation in Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way...
Published : 01.30.1999
Rate: 3.22
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The farmers daughters
A small town farmer had three daughters. Being a single father...
Published : 01.30.1999
Rate: 3.06
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Gator Bowl
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons and says ...
Published : 01.29.1999
Rate: 3.13
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Woman's Instruction Booklet
Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
Published : 01.29.1999
Rate: 2.94
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No Encore Please
Watch out for the fucking wall!
Published : 01.29.1999
Rate: 2.97
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So, what is your penis' name?
A guy is walking down the street and decides to go into the corner bar and get a drink...
Published : 01.29.1999
Rate: 3.10
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Pedophile?
A man comes home and finds his girlfriend packing...
Published : 01.29.1999
Rate: 3.65
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I.Q. Family Feud It's Not
Actual Answers Given by Contestants on Family Feud: Name something a blind person might use - A sword
Published : 01.29.1999
Rate: 3.06
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What's Grosser then Gross?
A man was sitting at the bar one night...
Published : 01.28.1999
Rate: 3.33
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The Empire State Building
Two men are sitting drinking at a bar at the top of the Empire State Building...
Published : 01.28.1999
Rate: 3.15
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Do what... to me?
As he got older, Rick was increasingly hampered by terrible headaches.
Published : 01.28.1999
Rate: 2.96
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George's Physical
70-year-old George went for his annual physical...
Published : 01.28.1999
Rate: 3.08
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The upside of Y2K
Our records indicate that you have not used any vacation time over the past 100 year(s)...
Published : 01.27.1999
Rate: 2.95
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The exam
The college professor had just finished explaining an important research project to his class...
Published : 01.27.1999
Rate: 3.22
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Single Guy
A man walks into a supermarket and buys...
Published : 01.27.1999
Rate: 3.00
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Two couples were playing cards
When he bent down under the table to pick them up....
Published : 01.26.1999
Rate: 3.15
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An Irishman, a Mexican and an Alabama redneck
They were eating lunch and...
Published : 01.26.1999
Rate: 3.11
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The nerd
A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle.
Published : 01.25.1999
Rate: 3.03
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No Good Deed Goes Unpunished.
A man is at the bar, really drunk. Some guys decide...
Published : 01.25.1999
Rate: 3.12
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Mommy almost died
Little Catie went out into the backyard and saw her cat Fluffy lying on the ground...
Published : 01.24.1999
Rate: 2.97
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Insurance money
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home...
Published : 01.24.1999
Rate: 2.94
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I love that voodoo that you do so well
There was this businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip.
Published : 01.24.1999
Rate: 3.28
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On the Road again
There was once a medical student specializing in pathology who truly wanted to excel in his studies...
Published : 01.23.1999
Rate: 2.91
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Custer's last stand
An eccentric billionaire wanted a mural painted on his library wall, so he called in an artist...
Published : 01.23.1999
Rate: 2.93
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Tennis Elbow
One day, Pete complained to his friend Woody...
Published : 01.22.1999
Rate: 3.16
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Ralph's Medical Problem
When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer...
Published : 01.21.1999
Rate: 3.05
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Labor pains
A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered...
Published : 01.21.1999
Rate: 3.05
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