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Woman's Instruction Booklet
Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
Published : 01.29.1999

Rate: 2.94
No Encore Please
Watch out for the fucking wall!
Published : 01.29.1999

Rate: 2.97
Do what... to me?
As he got older, Rick was increasingly hampered by terrible headaches.
Published : 01.28.1999

Rate: 2.96
Single Guy
A man walks into a supermarket and buys...
Published : 01.27.1999

Rate: 3.00
Insurance money
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home...
Published : 01.24.1999

Rate: 2.94
Labor pains
A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered...
Published : 01.21.1999

Rate: 3.05
Wedding prank
The wedding date was set and the grooms three pals; a carpenter, an electrician, and a dentist, were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night.
Published : 01.21.1999

Rate: 3.25
Sunning in the Nude
A young husband and wife were sunning on a nude beach when a wasp buzzed into...
Published : 01.21.1999

Rate: 2.88
Evening Drive
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive...
Published : 01.19.1999

Rate: 3.03
Why did the man cross the road?
Why did the man cross the road? He heard the chicken was a slut.
Published : 01.18.1999

Rate: 2.74
Do I know you?
An elderly couple was going cross-country, and the woman was driving...
Published : 01.17.1999

Rate: 3.64
Watch that elbow, buster!
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns...
Published : 01.16.1999

Rate: 2.89
Signs You're a Bitch... Oops, I mean comeback lines
Woman: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Published : 01.16.1999

Rate: 3.03
Strangers on a Train
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves...
Published : 01.15.1999

Rate: 2.97
A woman and her lover are in bed together...
Her husband comes home. The woman jumps up...
Published : 01.14.1999

Rate: 3.06
WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN
I'm going fishing. Really means...
Published : 01.14.1999

Rate: 3.03
Money in the Bank
As a painless way to save money, a young couple...
Published : 01.13.1999

Rate: 3.00
What you mean we paleface?
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to a gorgeous woman...
Published : 01.13.1999

Rate: 3.07
The Smarter Sex
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident...
Published : 01.11.1999

Rate: 3.11
Birthday Gifts for the Wife
Three men were drinking at a bar -- a doctor, an attorney, and a biker ...
Published : 01.11.1999

Rate: 3.17
Mutual Favors
A man walks into a pharmacy and...
Published : 01.08.1999

Rate: 2.89
Third Boob
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts.
Published : 01.06.1999

Rate: 2.95
I have a dream...
Top 25 things men would like to hear from their women:
Published : 01.06.1999

Rate: 3.07

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