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An Egg's Life

So you think your life is bad. Just think how bad the life of an egg is...
Published : 01.31.1999

Rate: 3.05

The Horse and Chicken
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow...
Published : 01.31.1999

Rate: 3.02
George's Physical
70-year-old George went for his annual physical...
Published : 01.28.1999

Rate: 3.08
The exam
The college professor had just finished explaining an important research project to his class...
Published : 01.27.1999

Rate: 3.22
An Irishman, a Mexican and an Alabama redneck
They were eating lunch and...
Published : 01.26.1999

Rate: 3.11
The nerd
A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle.
Published : 01.25.1999

Rate: 3.03
Mommy almost died
Little Catie went out into the backyard and saw her cat Fluffy lying on the ground...
Published : 01.24.1999

Rate: 2.97
On the Road again
There was once a medical student specializing in pathology who truly wanted to excel in his studies...
Published : 01.23.1999

Rate: 2.91
Custer's last stand
An eccentric billionaire wanted a mural painted on his library wall, so he called in an artist...
Published : 01.23.1999

Rate: 2.93
To grandma house we go
A guy goes to see his grandmother and takes one of his friends with him...
Published : 01.19.1999

Rate: 2.69
Hello Dave
Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym.
Published : 01.18.1999

Rate: 3.01
A 92 year-old man went to the doctor...
A 92 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the Dr. saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm...
Published : 01.13.1999

Rate: 2.94
So, what did you bring?
Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them...
Published : 01.12.1999

Rate: 3.03
Risque Q & A
Q: What do the gynecologist and the pizza delivery guy have in common?
Published : 01.12.1999

Rate: 3.00
15 very funny misc. jokes
What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horses ass?
Published : 01.09.1999

Rate: 3.08

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