"I'm gonna talk about the ideal world, Chris. I've read- I understand reality. If you're asking me as the president, would I understand reality, I do."-On abortion, Hardball, MSNBC; May 31, 2000
"One player was lost because he broke his nose. How do you go about getting a nose in condition for football?" Darrell Royal, Texas football coach, asked if the abnormal number of Longhorn injuries that season resulted from poor physical conditioning (1966)
#86 Until the 19th century solid blocks of tea were used as money in Siberia.
Yo Mama ...
is so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitimate" because she couldn't read
Q: How do you know you're leading a sad life? A: When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."