"I suspect that had my dad not been president, he'd be asking the same questions: How'd your meeting go with so-and-so? … How did you feel when you stood up in front of the people for the State of the Union Address-state of the budget address, whatever you call it." -George W. Bush, in an interview with the Washington Post, March 9, 2001
"Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in." Richard Jeni
#16 The world's termites outweigh the world's humans 10 to 1.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, She sat on a rainbow and made skittles.
Q. What should a woman say to a man she's just had sex with? A. Whatever she wants. He's sleeping.
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A man comes home and finds his girlfriend packing...
Published : 01.29.1999
Tasteless Wife Joke #2
A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma...
Published : 01.09.1999