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The Homosexual Rooster...

Farmer Brown goes out one day and buys a brand...
Published : 01.31.2000

Rate: 3.09

Perfume
An old greek woman is riding the elevator in a...
Published : 01.30.2000

Rate: 3.07
Screwing in the ol' light bulb
Q: How many Irishmen does it take to screw...
Published : 01.29.2000

Rate: 3.13
What a coincidence!
An Irish man is sitting in a New York bar...
Published : 01.28.2000

Rate: 3.13
Sign of the Times
Sign Of The Times, Here are some signs and noticed written...
Published : 01.27.2000

Rate: 3.59
New colour
Did you hear that there is a new color of...
Published : 01.26.2000

Rate: 3.06
Tracks
THREE BLONDS WERE WALKIN IN THE WOODS. THEY CAME...
Published : 01.25.2000

Rate: 3.11
Wishfull thinking
It was spring in the west. The cowboys rode...
Published : 01.19.2000

Rate: 3.01
Interested in a blowjob?
Black man is sitting at the bar having a drink....
Published : 01.18.2000

Rate: 3.66
Bob
It's the day of a couples 10th wedding anniversary, and...
Published : 01.17.2000

Rate: 2.42
To Jump or not to Jump...
A young man joined the Army and signed up with...
Published : 01.16.2000

Rate: 3.18
...Where Credit's Due.
MacMorris was walking with his son. Son, he began,...
Published : 01.15.2000

Rate: 3.72
From a differnet angle
Two Kiwi's are working on a building site in Auckland....
Published : 01.13.2000

Rate: 2.96
Best Little Whorehouse in Anchorage
A Texan walked into a whorehouse in Anchorage and asked,...
Published : 01.12.2000

Rate: 3.21
5 Stages of drunkenness
Stage 1 - SMART This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known Universe.
Published : 01.01.2000

Rate: 3.23
Gay Frogs
Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?
Published : 01.01.2000

Rate: 3.06
You might be a redneck if...
The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.
Published : 01.01.2000

Rate: 3.09
You might be a redneck if ...
Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.
Published : 01.01.2000

Rate: 3.17
Marriage
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
Published : 01.01.2000

Rate: 3.00
Uncle Ted
A married fellow gets home early from work and hears strange noises...
Published : 01.01.2000

Rate: 3.08
Loan Application in New Orleans
True Story - A New Orleans lawyer sought an FHA loan for a client. He was told the loan would be granted if he could prove satisfactory title to a parcel of property being offered as collateral...
Published : 01.01.2000

Rate: 3.12
One for the blondes over the lawyers
What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?
Published : 01.01.2000

Rate: 3.11
Yo Mama is so fat ...
When she hauls ass she has to make two ...
Published : 01.01.2000

Rate: 3.16
12 Days of Christmas
My dearest darling John: Who ever in the whole world would dream of getting a real Partridge in a Pear Tree? How can I ever express my pleasure. Thank you a hundred times for thinking of me this way.
Published : 01.01.2000

Rate: 2.73
3 Blonde men
Three blonde men are stranded on one side of a...
Published : 01.01.2000

Rate: 3.22
Confucius say...
Boy who go to bed with sexual problem wake up...
Published : 01.01.2000

Rate: 3.08
Par for the course
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes. The golfer says to himself, I'd give anything to sink this next putt...
Published : 01.01.2000

Rate: 2.79

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