"I was a prisoner too, but for bad reasons." - To Argentine President Nestor Kirchner, on being told that all but one of the Argentine delegates to a summit meeting were imprisoned during the military dictatorship, Monterrey, Mexico, Jan. 13, 2004
"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty." George Burns
#39 An ant's smell is stronger then a dog's.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, Even her clothes have stretch marks!
Q. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? A. Doughnuts.