"Actually, I...this may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about...when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me."-ibid
"I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people." J. Danforth Quayle
#88 A ten gallon hat holds less then one gallon of liquid.
Yo Mama ...
is so stupid she trips over her cordless phone!
Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate? A: Miracle Whip.