"And if you're interested in the quality of education and you're paying attention to what you hear at Laclede, why don't you volunteer? Why don't you mentor a child how to read?" - St. Louis, Mo., Jan. 5, 2004
"Old age ain't no place for sissies." Bette Davis
#42 Frogs cannot swallow with their eyes open.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, She put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist, they spelled out "boulevard!"
Q: What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A: A speech impediment.