"I suspect that had my dad not been president, he'd be asking the same questions: How'd your meeting go with so-and-so? … How did you feel when you stood up in front of the people for the State of the Union Address-state of the budget address, whatever you call it." -George W. Bush, in an interview with the Washington Post, March 9, 2001
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." Rod Stewart
#15 All porcupines float in water.
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... is so fat, She sat on a rainbow and made skittles.
Q. What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws? A. Outlaws are wanted.