"We've had leaks out of the administrative branch, had leaks out of the legislative branch, and out of the executive branch and the legislative branch, and I've spoken out consistently against them, and I want to know who the leakers are." - Chicago, Sept. 30, 2003
"I have more talent in my smallest fart than you have in your entire body!" Walter Matthau to Barbra Streisand
#50 Mosquitos have 47 teeth.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, She bungee jumped and went straight to hell!
Q. Why does the mexican olympic team suck? A. Everyone who can run, jump or swim is already in the US