"See, without the tax relief package, there would have been a deficit, but there wouldn't have been the commiserate - not 'commiserate' - the kick to our economy that occurred as a result of the tax relief."
"I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb and I'm also not blonde." Dolly Parton
#45 Elephants are capable of swimming 20 miles per day.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, When she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks!
Q: How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? A: Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!