"The senator [McCain] has got to understand if he's going to have - he can't have it both ways. He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road." - To reporters in Florence, S.C., Feb. 17, 2000
"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees." Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks
#136 Strawberries are the only fruits whose seeds grow on the outside.
Yo Mama ...
is so nasty she gotta put ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh!
Q: What's the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian? A: One's a snack cracker.