"The fundamental question is, 'Will I be a successful president when it comes to foreign policy?' I will be, but until I'm the president, it's going to be hard for me to verify that I think I'll be more effective."-In Wayne, Mich., as quoted in the New York Times, June 28, 2000
"I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me." Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model
#84 Oysters can change genders back and forth.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat she was zoned for commercial development
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mom.