"If you want to build a big project and you can't get insurance because of what the terrorists have done for America, you can put the project aside." Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Participates in Rally at Oakland County Airport," Oct. 14, 2002
"I got a dog and named him 'Stay'. Now, I go 'Come here, Stay!' After awhile, the dog went insane and wouldn't move at all." Steven Wright, Comedian
#195 Eleven of the fifty states are named after and actual person.
Yo Mama ...
so stupid she called the cocaine hot line to order some.
Q: What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? A: A cherry float.
Only about 5% of the salt produced end up on the dinner table. The rest is used for packing meat, building roads, feeding livestock, tanning leather, and manufacturing glass, soap, ash and washing compounds.