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34,533 articles November 25, 2009 558,340 postings




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The Goblin
A woman runs out of...
Published : 10.31.1999

Rate: 2.81
The Magic Pills
A woman was becoming greatly distressed. Her husband had lost...
Published : 10.30.1999

Rate: 3.11
The Eternal Quesion
A chicken and an egg are sitting in bed together...
Published : 10.29.1999

Rate: 3.12
Where Babies Come from
One afternoon a little girl excitedly approached her mother, and announced...
Published : 10.28.1999

Rate: 2.75
Homework for the Guys
40 mistakes men make during sex with women ...
Published : 10.22.1999

Rate: 3.06
Lions Fan
A dog that loves the Detroit Lions ...
Published : 10.21.1999

Rate: 2.11
Why Computers Are Female
As soon as you have one, a better one is just around...
Published : 10.16.1999

Rate: 3.00
Twas the night before Y2K
Y2K Twas the night before Y2K, and...
Published : 10.15.1999

Rate: 2.80
Costume Party
A black man and his wife were going to a Halloween party...
Published : 10.14.1999

Rate: 3.94
Why it's Great to be a Man...
As if guys need to be told this...
Published : 10.13.1999

Rate: 3.31
Bare Necessities
There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead traveling through...
Published : 10.12.1999

Rate: 3.17
Ten Things that Piss Me Off - Adam Sandler
People who point at their wrist while asking for the...
Published : 10.11.1999

Rate: 3.43
JFK Jr.'s Private Plane Emergency Instructions
10. In case of emergancy, tip your martinis to the...
Published : 10.10.1999

Rate: 3.16
Top Ten Things Not To Say To Parents When Picking Up A Date:
I feel like we both have something in common,...
Published : 10.09.1999

Rate: 3.30
Bill Gates, The afterlife
Bill Gates died and went to heaven...
Published : 10.08.1999

Rate: 2.89
Yet Another Typical Day for Bill
Stepping out of the shower one morning, a beautiful young...
Published : 10.06.1999

Rate: 3.14
Golf Etiquette
These three guys (two younger and one older) always go...
Published : 10.05.1999

Rate: 3.01
A Putz for a Putt
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend...
Published : 10.04.1999

Rate: 2.84
Arkansas Sex Test
The clitoris is a type of flower...
Published : 10.03.1999

Rate: 3.03
The Gateway to Heaven
A bus full of nuns plummets off a cliff. They...
Published : 10.02.1999

Rate: 3.26
THE NEW TAX LAW
The only thing that the IRS has not taxed is...
Published : 10.01.1999

Rate: 3.01

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