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The Goblin
A woman runs out of...
Published : 10.31.1999
Rate: 2.81
The Magic Pills
A woman was becoming greatly distressed. Her husband had lost...
Published : 10.30.1999
Rate: 3.11
The Eternal Quesion
A chicken and an egg are sitting in bed together...
Published : 10.29.1999
Rate: 3.12
Where Babies Come from
One afternoon a little girl excitedly approached her mother, and announced...
Published : 10.28.1999
Rate: 2.75
Homework for the Guys
40 mistakes men make during sex with women ...
Published : 10.22.1999
Rate: 3.06
Lions Fan
A dog that loves the Detroit Lions ...
Published : 10.21.1999
Rate: 2.11
Why Computers Are Female
As soon as you have one, a better one is just around...
Published : 10.16.1999
Rate: 3.00