"The ambassador and the general were briefing me on the - the vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful, free world. And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice." - Washington, D.C., Oct. 27, 2003
"I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late every night." Marie Corelli
#48 Cats can hear ultrasound.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, She thinks a balanced meal is a ham in each hand!
Q. How do we know that the bikini was invented for orthodox Jews? A. It separates the meat from the dairy sections