"It will take time to restore chaos and orderbut weorder out of chaos." Bush, speaking to reporters about the situation in Iraq Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "President George W. Bush DeliversRemarks Regarding POWS," April 13, 2003
"Time's fun when you're having flies." Kermit the Frog
#191 Popcorn was invented by the American Indians.
Yo Mama ...
so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
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After having their 11th child, a redneck couple on welfare decided that their family finally was big enough, their monthly check wasn't big enough for them to rent a bigger trailer, and they were both too lazy to go get a job.
Published : 10.30.2007