"I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but for predecessors as well." - Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2001
"You guys line up alphabetically by height. You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle." Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach
#124 Seals sleep only one and a half minutes at a time.
Yo Mama ...
is so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
Q: What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast? A: They're hiring.
March 12, 2014
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After having their 11th child, a redneck couple on welfare decided that their family finally was big enough, their monthly check wasn't big enough for them to rent a bigger trailer, and they were both too lazy to go get a job.
Published : 10.30.2007