"And if one of those jobs are created, we must have a system which trains people for the jobs which actually exist." Bush, discussing employment training Source: U.S. Newswire, "Remarks by the President on Employment Training," June 17, 2003
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." Billy Crystal, Comedian
#217 Blackboard chalk contains no chalk.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly she's the cover girl for iodine.
Q: Why do women have tits? A: So men will talk to them.