"The other issue regarding health care is whether or not health care is affordable and available. And one reason it's not in certain communities is because there is (sic) too many lawsuits." Source: White House, "President Discusses Tax Relief in Minnesota: Remarks by the President on the Economy," June 19, 2003
"When you are down and out - something always turns up - and it is usually the noses of your friends." Orson Welles
#165 Panama is the only place in the world where you can see the sun rise.
Yo Mama ...
is so tall she did a back-flip and kicked Jesus in the mouth.
Q: What do you get when you cross 1,000 government workers with 1,000 lesbians? A: 2,000 people that don't do dick!