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Exercises to prepare for Ski Season
Visit your local butcher and pay $30 to sit in the walk-in freezer for a half an hour. Afterwards, burn two $50 dollar bills to warm up.
Published : 11.30.1998
Rate: 3.09
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Blonde Differences
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and...
Published : 11.30.1998
Rate: 2.91
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A Quick Blonde Joke
Q: How do blonde braincells die ?
Published : 11.30.1998
Rate: 2.96
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Top Ten Things Women Would Do If They Woke Up And Had A Penis For A Day:
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.
Published : 11.27.1998
Rate: 3.07
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Top Ten Things Men Would Do If They Woke Up And Had A Vagina For A Day:
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
Published : 11.27.1998
Rate: 3.07
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Monkey See Monkey Do
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking it, the monkey jumps around all over the place ...
Published : 11.27.1998
Rate: 3.41
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17 basic rules for driving in New Jersey
A right lane construction closure is just a game to see how many people can cut in line by passing you on the right as you sit in the left lane waiting for the same jerks to squeeze their way back in before hitting the construction barrels.
Published : 11.27.1998
Rate: 3.01
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Island Paradise
The only survivors of the airplane crash were five men and one woman.
Published : 11.27.1998
Rate: 3.08
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Come With Me To Europe
A depressed young woman was so desperate that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean.
Published : 11.27.1998
Rate: 3.01
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The human male sex drive according to Bill Clinton
It seems that when the Lord was making the world, he called Bill over and bestowed upon him twenty years of normal sex life. Bill was horrified.
Published : 11.27.1998
Rate: 3.01
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The Last 10 Things any Woman would ever say:
10. Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends.
Published : 11.24.1998
Rate: 2.99
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Virtual Boobs
You've seen the :) 8^) 8)> symbols that people put in emails to show that they are joking, well this goes a step further.
Published : 11.24.1998
Rate: 3.21
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Sponsor an NBA player
With the Christmas season approaching, please look into your heart to help those in need. Hundreds of National Basketball Association basketball players in our very own country are living at or just below the seven-figure salary level (Atrocious!) And, as if that weren't bad enough, they will be deprived of pay for several weeks-possibly a whole year-as a result of the current lock-out situation.
Published : 11.24.1998
Rate: 3.05
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Mastercard Commercial for Men
Cover charge: $15.00... Round of drinks: $23.00...
Published : 11.24.1998
Rate: 3.35
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The Last 10 Things any Man would ever say:
10. I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker...
Published : 11.24.1998
Rate: 2.71
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Various Organizational Philosophies explained in terms of two cows
SOCIALISM You have two cows. You keep one and give one...
Published : 11.24.1998
Rate: 2.94
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Hmmmm... I'll Have The Cheese Sandwich
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Published : 11.24.1998
Rate: 2.93
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Jesus is Watching
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty ..
Published : 11.01.1998
Rate: 3.03
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A Good Date
Three female roomates were comparing dates, having all arrived home...
Published : 11.01.1998
Rate: 3.44
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Computer Gender
What gender would you assign to your computer? ...
Published : 11.01.1998
Rate: 3.06
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A Good Date
Three female roomates were comparing dates, having all arrived home...
Published : 11.01.1998
Rate: 2.97
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