"I was proud the other day when both Republicans and Democrats stood with me in the Rose Garden to announce their support for a clear statement of purpose, "You disarm, or we will.'" Bush, speaking about Saddam Hussein Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Delivers Remarks at a Sununu for Senate Fundraiser," Oct. 5, 2002
"Last year for Christmas, I got a humidifier and a dehumidifier... I thoughtI'd put them in the same room and let them duke it out." Steven Wright, Comedian
#198 The US is the largest country names after an actual person (Amerigo Vespucci).
Yo Mama ...
so stupid she couldn't read an audio book.
Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say? A: Beat it-we're closed.