"Sometimes Washington is one of these towns where the people who think they've got the sharp elbows are the most effective person."Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "George W. Bush Participates in a Terrell-for-Senate Luncheon," Dec. 3, 2002
"A survey says that American workers work the first three hours every day just to pay their taxes. So that's why we can't get anything done in the morning: We're government workers!" Jay Leno, Comedian
#224 America's 1st roller coaster was built in 1827 to carry coal froma a mine to boats below.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly when a baby, she was breast fed through a straw!
Q: What do Rubik's Cubes and penises have in common? A: The more you play with them, the harder they get.