"It's important for young men and women who look at the Nebraska champs to understand that quality of life is more than just blocking shots." -George W. Bush, in remarks to the University of Nebraska women's volleyball team, the 2001 national champions, May 31, 2001
"Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." Mae West
#2 Animals that lay eggs dont have belly buttons.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, When she dances she makes the band skip.
Q: What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? A: Shoot him again.
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Cool Person Test
Check to see if you are cool.
Published : 11.25.2002
New Dog Breeds
Collie + Lhasa Apso = Collapso, a dog that...
Published : 11.22.2002
Something Smells Fishy
There was a man who had a problem getting an erection...
Published : 11.06.2002