"A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it." Source: Business Week Online, "A Gentleman's "C" for W," Richard S. Dunham, July 30, 2001
"You know how it is when you go to be the subject of a psychology experiment,and nobody else shows up, and you think maybe that's part of the experiment?I'm like that all the time." Steven Wright, Comedian
#207 Before 1687 clocks were made with only an hour hand.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly she has to sneak up on a cup of water!
Q: What's the difference between light and hard? A: You can sleep with a light on.