"I glance at the headlines just to kind of get a flavor for what's moving. I rarely read the stories, and get briefed by people who are probably read the news themselves." - Washington, D.C., Sept. 21, 2003
"Last night I neglected to mention something that bears repeating." Ron Fairly, San Francisco Giants broadcaster, during on-air game coverage
#53 The average women consumes 6lbs of lipstick in her lifetime.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
A man wearing Saran Wrap clothing visits a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist says, "I can clearly see your nuts."