"Sometimes Washington is one of these towns where the people who think they've got the sharp elbows are the most effective person."Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "George W. Bush Participates in a Terrell-for-Senate Luncheon," Dec. 3, 2002
"Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor...I told him he was grounded." Tim Allen, Comedian
#225 There are towns named Sandwich in Illinois and Massachusetts.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly when a child, she had to be fed with a slingshot!
Q: Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy? A: He did okay until his business fell off.