"I'm hopeful. I know there is a lot of ambition in Washington, obviously. But I hope the ambitious realize that they are more likely to succeed with success as opposed to failure." -George W. Bush, Jan. 2001
"First of all, it's all the way on the other side of the field." David Justice on the difference between playing right and left field
#25 The only food that does not spoil is honey.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, When she leaves the beach, everybody shouts, "The coast is clear!"
What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 45 minutes.