"We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease."--After meeting with the leaders of the European Union, Gothenburg, Sweden, June 14, 2001
"Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world." Kaiser Wilhelm
#121 The only bird that can swim and not fly is a penguin.
Yo Mama ...
is so old shes blind from the big bang
Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? A: Are you sure it's mine?