"The senator [McCain] has got to understand if he's going to have - he can't have it both ways. He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road." - To reporters in Florence, S.C., Feb. 17, 2000
"Half this game is ninety percent mental." Philadelphia Phillies manager Danny Ozark
#136 Strawberries are the only fruits whose seeds grow on the outside.
Yo Mama ...
is so nasty she made speed stick slow down.
Q: What's the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian? A: One's a snack cracker.