"What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think vulcanize society. So I don't know how that fits into what everybodyelse is saying, their relative positions, but that's my position."-The San Francisco Chronicle, Jan. 21, 2000
"No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or as good as drink." G.K. Chesterton
#108 Licking a stamp burns 10 calories.
Yo Mama ...
is so ugly she made an onion cry.
Q. How can you tell a Polish pirate? A. He has a patch over both eyes.