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Bite My Eye
A guy walks into a bar and straight up to the bartender and says...
Published : 12.16.1998
Rate: 2.86
A Small World
There were three men in a bar. All three were sitting at the bar stool and one got up to use the bathroom...
Published : 12.11.1998
Rate: 2.94
Lawyer Makes a Friend
A well dressed lawyer went into a bar for a martini and found himself beside a scrungy-looking drunk who kept mumbling and studying something in his hand...
Published : 12.09.1998
Rate: 2.99
Mirror Mirror
Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where, in the Ladies Room, there is a very special mirror...
Published : 12.07.1998
Rate: 3.11
Leper in Bar
So anyway, this leper goes into a bar....
Published : 12.03.1998
Rate: 2.93
National Condom Week
The following is a list of possible slogans promoting National Condom Week.
Published : 12.01.1998
Rate: 1.98
