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Get to know Jack Schitt and family
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable during childhood...
Published : 12.31.1998

Rate: 2.88
Highlights of ER admissions
the lady had inserted a whole chicken piece by piece into her vagina....
Published : 12.31.1998

Rate: 3.29
Coporate Memorandum
Corporate has determined that there is no longer any need for network or software applications support (see below)...
Published : 12.31.1998

Rate: 2.99
TOP 10 THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF
I think these piss everyone off.
Published : 12.28.1998

Rate: 3.26
How to keep a healthy level of insanity in the workplace
Suggest that beer be put in the soda machine...
Published : 12.27.1998

Rate: 3.48
Now, about my sperm count?!
An 83 year old man went to the doctor for a physical. The doctor pronounced him in fine shape but the old man asked to have a sperm count done.
Published : 12.25.1998

Rate: 2.91
Santa's Diversion
Santa was delivering gifts as usual, when at one house a beautiful young woman was awaiting his arrival. She begged him to stay and cuddle with her on the couch.
Published : 12.22.1998

Rate: 2.84
Holiday Season Trivia
What is THE main reason Santa is so jolly...
Published : 12.22.1998

Rate: 3.04
Signs the Apocalypse is Upon Us
The girls volleyball coach at Texas High locked eight of her players in a six-by-eight-foot equipment cage...
Published : 12.21.1998

Rate: 2.91
The Chronological aspect of the sphincter muscle, better known as ... The Shit List
Ghost Shit: The kind where you feel the Shit come out, but there is no Shit in the toilet ...
Published : 12.21.1998

Rate: 3.27
Top ten things that sound dirty at the office but aren't
Just stick it in my in-box...
Published : 12.20.1998

Rate: 3.02
Top ten reasons god created eve
6. God knew that Adam would never remember which night was garbage night.
Published : 12.19.1998

Rate: 2.93
25 reasons why alcohol should be served at work
1. It's an incentive to show up.
Published : 12.19.1998

Rate: 2.92
Twas the night before X-Mas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat...
Published : 12.19.1998

Rate: 3.34
The engineer
An Irishman and an American apply for a position with an engineering firm in Dublin...
Published : 12.19.1998

Rate: 3.07
Failing math
A ten-year-old Jewish boy was failing math...
Published : 12.19.1998

Rate: 3.44
Top ten proposed closing arguments
From the law offices of Johnnie Cochrane, Esquire, here are the top ten proposed closing arguments in the matter of United States v. William J. Clinton
Published : 12.18.1998

Rate: 2.85
Top ten proposed closing arguments
From the law offices of Johnnie Cochrane, Esquire, here are the top ten proposed closing arguments in the matter of United States v. William J. Clinton
Published : 12.18.1998

Rate: 2.95
Top ten things that sound dirty in law but aren't
Have you looked through her briefs...
Published : 12.18.1998

Rate: 3.21
New Phrases / Old Phrases
It has been brought to the attention of management that some individuals...
Published : 12.18.1998

Rate: 3.16
Superbowl
A guy named Joe receives a free ticket to the SuperBowl from his company.
Published : 12.17.1998

Rate: 2.94
Top ten things that sound dirty in golf but aren't
Nuts... my shaft is bent...
Published : 12.17.1998

Rate: 3.10
All aboard
A mother was in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room.
Published : 12.17.1998

Rate: 3.04
I'll give you one wish
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp.
Published : 12.17.1998

Rate: 2.99
58 Things NOT to say to a man in bed
#1: I've smoked fatter joints than that!
Published : 12.16.1998

Rate: 3.57
One more and I'll have a ...
A Jew, a Catholic and a Mormon were having drinks at the bar following an interfaith meeting ...
Published : 12.16.1998

Rate: 3.22
Bite My Eye
A guy walks into a bar and straight up to the bartender and says...
Published : 12.16.1998

Rate: 2.86
Punker on the crosstown bus
A young punker gets on the crosstown bus...
Published : 12.15.1998

Rate: 2.94
A Spelling 'Be'
A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills.
Published : 12.15.1998

Rate: 2.90
Tasteless Joke
Q: How do you make paper dolls?
Published : 12.14.1998

Rate: 2.91

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