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Now, about my sperm count?!
An 83 year old man went to the doctor for a physical. The doctor pronounced him in fine shape but the old man asked to have a sperm count done.
Published : 12.25.1998

Rate: 2.91
I'll give you one wish
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp.
Published : 12.17.1998

Rate: 2.99
A Fun Time Was Had By All
Honey... we should just double date.
Published : 12.09.1998

Rate: 3.04
Top ten signs your grandparents are still sexually active:
Hello, Grandma? Grandpa? are you alright in there?
Published : 12.06.1998

Rate: 3.01
Can't wait til the honeymoon !?!
A groom passes down the aisle of the church to take his place by the alter and the best man notices that the groom has the biggest, brightest smile on his face.
Published : 12.03.1998

Rate: 3.06
An FAQ for the ladies
The following information was gained through much arduous research involving men and women from all backgrounds and walks of life.
Published : 12.03.1998

Rate: 3.03
Yes, that will be all
A woman walks into a supermarket and buys:
Published : 12.03.1998

Rate: 2.97
His and Her ATM usage explained:
1. Pull up to ATM... 2. Insert card...
Published : 12.02.1998

Rate: 2.82
The Female Brain
If you thought you knew how women think, think again... and use our guide.
Published : 12.02.1998

Rate: 2.95
To All Men Traveling the Airways
The Gentleman had a serious problem. He had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but found it to be occupied.
Published : 12.02.1998

Rate: 3.06
Gay Husband
Q: What did the woman do when she found out that her husband was gay?
Published : 12.02.1998

Rate: 3.07
Popular Hobbies by Gender
Popular hobbies for men and women with graph.
Published : 12.01.1998

Rate: 2.54
The Best Women To Marry
Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they were all taken care of by Joe the Bellboy.
Published : 12.01.1998

Rate: 3.06

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