"I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein."—Bush, meeting with Iraqi citizens who received medical care in the U.S., May 25, 2004
Random Quote
"Somebody hits me, I'm going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn't eaten in a while." — Charles Barkley
Snapple Facts
#175 In 1634, tulip bulbs were a form of currency in Holland.
Yo Mama ...
has eyes in her butt talking about "Damn, did you see that shit?!"
One Liners
Q: How do you change a dishwasher into a snowblower? A: Give her a shovel!
Final Exam
INSTRUCTIONS: Read each question carefully. Answer all questions. Time limit: 4 hours. Begin immediately
Published : 12.07.1998
Rate: 3.03
Car Wreck
Well, I'll be a monkeys uncle!
Published : 12.06.1998
Rate: 3.02
Under The Stars
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they were exhausted and went to sleep...
Published : 12.03.1998
Rate: 2.87
So, there is the parrot on a plane.
On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him...
Published : 12.02.1998
Rate: 2.83
Canoe Skins
Three men are found in the wilderness by civilized cannibals. The men are led to a gravesite next to the water...
Published : 12.02.1998
Rate: 2.89
