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"A free, peaceful Zimbabwe has got the capacity to deliver a lot of goods and services which are needed on this continent in order to help aleve suffering." —Bush, making a plug for "Aleve" pain reliever in speaking about alleviating suffering in Africa Source: The White House, "President Bush Discusses U.S.-Africa Partnership from South Africa, Press Availability with President Bush and President Mbeki of South Africa," July 9, 2003
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"He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings."
— Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins. (1991)
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Snapple Facts |
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#158 The first MTV video was "Video Killed the Radio Star," by the Buggles.
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Yo Mama ... |
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is so slutty she has Trojan written on her gumline.
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One Liners |
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Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?
A: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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34,519
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November 21, 2009
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558,335
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for 12/1998
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Signs the Apocalypse is Upon Us
The girls volleyball coach at Texas High locked eight of her players in a six-by-eight-foot equipment cage...
Published : 12.21.1998
Rate: 2.91
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Superbowl
A guy named Joe receives a free ticket to the SuperBowl from his company.
Published : 12.17.1998
Rate: 2.94
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Top ten things that sound dirty in golf but aren't
Nuts... my shaft is bent...
Published : 12.17.1998
Rate: 3.10
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Honey, I'm going hunting...
A man wakes up early one morning and decides to go duck hunting.
Published : 12.05.1998
Rate: 2.96
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The 5th Race At Belmont
And they're off! Conscience is left behind at the post. Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry. Heavy Bosom is being pressured. Passionate Lady is caught between Thights and Big Johnson in a very tight spot.
Published : 12.04.1998
Rate: 3.13
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The Rules of Bedroom Golf
1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play....
Published : 12.02.1998
Rate: 2.93
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Casino Joke |
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
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Goofball Facts |
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Animals are not all color-blind. Many species, including dogs, horses and sheep, can distinguish some colors, while the primates, especially chimpanzees and rhesus monkeys, have color vision equal to that of humans.
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Features |
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2009 Deadpool
Don't miss out ... If you are a Goofballer, it's free. If you are not ... become a Goofballer!
01.22.2009
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